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Here are some of the best responses from kids to remind you why we love them so much

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Nov 28, 2018
12:43 A.M.

Sometimes you’d be surprised how funny and witty kids can be. They come up with the most honest responses that it’s all too adorable.

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It’s impossible to get mad at them because their innocence is just too precious.

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Here are some examples of why kids are so lovable when they say the most honest things.

THE GIRL WHO CAN DRAW GOD

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A whole class of kindergarten pupils was drawing in class. The teacher decided to look around and observe. One of the little girls in class got the teacher’s attention as she concentrated on her artwork. The teacher then asked what she was working on.

The pupil said, “I’m drawing a picture of God.”

“But no one knows what God looks like,” said the teacher.

Then the girl looked up to her teacher, sighed, and said, “They will in a minute.”

WHALE TALK

A teacher and her young student were discussing whales.

The teacher told the little girl that it was physically impossible for the mammal to swallow a human because despite its large size, its throat is tiny.

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The young tot argued that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Losing her patience, the teacher repeated her argument.

Afterward, the little girl said, “When I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah.”

“What if Jonah went to hell?” asked the teacher.

“Then you ask him,” answered the little girl.

A LESSON ON THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

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A Sunday school class consisting of five-year-olds and six-year-olds were discussing the Ten Commandments with their teacher.

After she explained the commandment to honor thy father and thy mother, the teacher asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?”

One little boy, who was the eldest child in his family, immediately raised his hand and answered, “Thou shall not kill.”

HER MOM HAS WHITE HAIR

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At home, one day, a little girl was observing her mother who was washing the dishes. She then noticed that her mother already had a few strands of white hair.

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The young child asked her mother, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?”

The mother answered, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.”

For a while, the little girl was silent. Then she asked her mother again, “Momma, how come all of grandma’s hairs are white?”

LITTLE BOBBY AND HIS TEACHER

One day, during class, a Science teacher was explaining how the circulation of blood works. He gave an example to make things clearer. He said, “Now class, if I stood on my head, the blood as you know, would run into it and I should turn red in the face.”

“Then why is it that while I am standing upright in an ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?” he continued.

One of his students named Bobby exclaimed, “Because your feet aren’t empty.”

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APPLES AND COOKIES

It was lunchtime at a Christian school and children were rushing towards the line in the cafeteria. At the head of the counter filled with food was a huge pile of apples. Beside the pile was a note that read, “Take only one. God is watching.”

Meanwhile, on the other end of the table, there was a mound of chocolate chip cookies.

One of the pupils, a little boy, decided to also write a note and place it next to the cookies. The note read, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”

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